Let’s start this with a public safety announcement. Having sex while under the influence of any intoxicating agent is generally not recommended.
Magic mushrooms are relatively powerful psychedelics and consequently fall in this category. Moving swiftly on from this, we are all human, and doing slightly/highly ill-advised things, and learning from these experiences is possibly one of the strongest motivators for our growth and evolution as beings.
Let us take a look at the rather naughty topic of Sex on Shrooms. We know that Shrooms can help you reset your celestial compass from time to time – can they reset your sexual cumpass too?
A few notes on Shrooms and how they work before we dive into the fun bits!
Shrooms in general refer to a range of Psilocybin-containing species of mushrooms. The amount of the active ingredients in different species and strains varies significantly, and consequently, the effects of different mushrooms may vary.
This is very similar to cannabis, where the ratio of cannabinoids and terpenes affects the experience of consumption through an effect termed the “entourage effect”.
The first step in absorbing psilocybin comes with the reaction in the stomach where stomach acid converts psilocybin to psilocin, which can then be absorbed and assist your brain to work differently.
If you want to cum together on Shrooms – make sure you get high at the same speed…
Shrooms are typically consumed on an empty stomach meaning that stomach acid can then do the conversion work. Different people have different stomach acid levels, and there is also a difference between men and women in this regard.
If you are planning to have a heterosexual “sex on shrooms” event, then this is important to consider! You don’t want a situation where one of you is chatting to God while slipping on a condom, and the other is looking at the roof wondering when the mushrooms will kick in.
I believe in the Lemon Tek method. My adaptation of this is always to grind my shrooms in a little spice grinder I have. A coffee grinder will work, as will a weed grinder if you have one.
I normally take the juice of three or so lemons, mix my shroom powder into it and add a teaspoon of honey (optional). I then mix the whole lot together and let it sit for 20-25 minutes. Don’t let it sit longer than this as this can result in psilocybin becoming psilocin and then oxidizing and becoming useless….
You have a little ugly dark weird looking shot to chug. Just knock it back and swallow as fast as possible. I normally have a glass of orange juice handy to rinse any sticky bits down my throat.
The Lemon Tek Method comes on quite fast and is also quite intense. If you have not done this before, then take half of your normal dose. It can really smack you.
I find that guys almost always seem to feel the effects first – so when I have taken this with my lady, she took her dose 5 minutes before me. She still normally starts feeling the effects properly a full half-hour later than me.
Setting the mood
Having sex on shrooms is just not the same as having regular sex. There is a lot going on, and you need some things that help you keep some sort of focus. I find that some decent trance music helps a lot.
Shpongle is always a good go-to, as they manage to weave incredible complexities into their music that somehow all makes more sense when you are on shrooms.
Again, my personal sexual experience is heterosexual, so I write from this standpoint. I am sure that the same rough principles apply to other forms of sexual interaction as well. Generally, I have found that while you are building on your trip it helps to go down on her.
If she closes her eyes and you are down on her, she will blend with the music and the pleasure you give. The slow gentle tongue works and then gradually builds the intensity. This is why I recommended Shpongle – if you sort of tune your foreplay to run with the music – a little flurry of psychedelic music sparkles goes up one side of the speaker – you twiddle your tongue up one side of her clit, and so on.
With Shrooms in the brain, it all makes sense and you can almost start to visualize her nervous system and it becomes really easy to play her body like a musical instrument. You will find that time becomes a bit abstract at this point so just keep in the zone and go with the flow.
Remember she takes longer to get high, and she takes longer to get excited, so if you go slow, you will be a pro.
I am not quite sure how this works, but I think that possibly it is more difficult for girls to return foreplay in sex on shrooms.
There is a lot going on in the head, and somehow my general experience is that the best is for the guy to be kissing her, and she just sits back and enjoys the ride and goes to that place in her head. Giving head with a lot of stuff going on in the head is just not practical.
A Note on Towels
A lot of women struggle to let go during sex, and this makes it difficult to experience a squirting orgasm.
There is something about not “wanting to pee” that people have to get over. It appears that having sex on shrooms makes these little worries go away – hence it is recommended that a towel or two maybe be placed under her.
Things are going to get a bit watery. Depending on the lady we are looking at something between a water pistol and the Niagara falls here. If she is the Niagara Falls lady, towels are just not going to help much!
A Note on Arginine, Kale/Turnip/Raddish greens, and celery for the guys
When you are having sex on shrooms there is a lot going on! You do not want to be in the situation where you are expected to perform like a porn star and something is not waking up.
There are a few very simple biochemical hacks that every guy (and girl) should know. Taking one or two 500 mg pills of Arginine a day is a good thing for guys. This amino acid is essential for erectile tissue to function.
Kale, turnip, and radish greens have some interesting phytochemical ingredients that make a guy’s bits work. That is why porn stars drink smoothies made with these ingredients. Celery – guys try eating a big bunch of celery before a big night and you will just see what it does.
All of these tricks apply to women too – if you consume the above nutrients it will assist in your bits getting excited and erect inside and outside. This will make everything way more fun!
When you see that clit of yours being four times its normal size and twitching as your heart beats, you will know what I was talking about. Remember to drink a bit of water – you do not want to squirt yourself into a state of dehydration. And don’t forget the celery.
Penetration
The first time you have penetrative sex on shrooms you suddenly understand the Avatar movie. It is a bit like you are connecting nervous systems and you become one organism.
Sex on shrooms is on a whole new level and one of the most intense bonding experiences imaginable. You will literally experience sexual magic. If you and your sex partner are not on the same page, this can be a terrible disaster!
So ideally, make sure you do this with a close partner/friend/lover. You do not take shrooms on a Tinder hookup – that is a recipe for an absolute disaster.
Start slow – sex on shrooms is really really intense. Start very slow – if need be use a bit of lube – quite a bit of lube. She may have drifted off into another realm and got confused. She will come back don’t worry.
This can be really overwhelming and there is a whole lot that can go on in your head as you are doing this. You may actually go on a journey, or you could find that somehow the two of you connect and understand stuff, or you may find that you just link up, and feel the universe flow through you.
When you cum (especially cumming together) while having sex on shrooms you will experience sexual magic. It can literally seem like time stands still and you are one with the universe, understand and tolerate everything.
These sort of inspirational moments actually change the way you perceive life, yourself, your partner, and everything – forever! The first time I experienced something like this was in 1996.
It literally feels like this moment happened a few minutes ago in my head the memory is so intense. That changed my life for the better.
Naturally, while you are floating through time, connected in this way, most girls who are scared to pee will not even know that that is a possibility, and the result is the normal psychological blocks that stop a lady from having a squirting orgasm are so far removed from their point in time that things can go woosh. Very woosh.
And interestingly, after a lady learns to squirt while having sex on shrooms, that skill stays with her afterward!
Afterplay
This is in my opinion more important than foreplay when having sex on shrooms. Do not be a jackass and get up and put your clothes on and go to the kitchen to eat. You need to cuddle and let that oxytocin flow.
For women especially this afterplay bit is really important when having sex on shrooms because a lot of raw emotions can flare up and start bubbling around after orgasms of this intensity.
If she has just experienced this unity and connection, and then you get up and leave to go and make pancakes in the kitchen you can actually destroy all the good that you created. Don’t be that guy!
A note on past sexual trauma
Many of us on this planet have been exposed to the worst of humanity. People with boundary issues exert their sexuality on others without consent.
These past traumas can bubble to the surface when having sex on shrooms. Given that women more often than not experience the worst that humanity has to offer in this sense, it is very important for any guy to be aware that when having sex on shrooms NO really does mean NO (No Always means NO actually).
If she starts to freak out, stop. Get a blanket. Smoke a spliff and try to calm down. Do not continue if she starts to act as though something from the past has been dug up. You can really break a person this way.
I knew a girl once who discovered that her uncle had abused her as a child while she was having sex on shrooms. She had partitioned this memory so well that it came out when she was having sex on shrooms, and she was able to confront it and heal.
Luckily, her partner was very understanding and just held her and told her how sorry he was and that he understood and loved her, and they are still together now 25 years later! Most magical couple ever.
In summary, if you are going to have sex on shrooms, remember this is a powerful intoxicating agent. You should seriously consider your birth control methods. Keeping track of things like condoms and pulling out can seem like very distant concepts when you are floating through a field of luminous clouds in your head while having sex on shrooms. You will not be the first person to end up with a child called Azurescens due to this!! Take a small dose the first time you have sex on shrooms – and enjoy the ride!!
